Monday 15 December 2014

House of Lord’s Veto Merger over Cheap Champagne

Whilst we love a good glass of bubbly, at the Ideal Wine Company we think the House of Lords went too far recently, when they vetoed a measure because they believed it could lower the quality of their champagne.

The House of Lords is No Ideal Wine Company
As buyers and sellers of luxury drinks for affordable prices, Ideal Wine Company understands the value of quality champagne. Indeed, we have a range of fine champagnes just for you.

Yet if we were ever given the power to oversee policy, we don’t think we’d veto one just to protect the quality of our favourite upscale tipple. The House of Lords, however, is no Ideal Wine Company.

We Want Our Luxury Champagne!
Believe it or not according to the Huffington Post, the House of Lords vetoed a services merger with the House of Commons because they feared that the quality of their champagne would suffer.

The ridiculous revelation was disclosed recently by Sir Malcolm Jack, who served as the clerk of the Commons between 2006 and 2010. Jack informed the Whitehall committee tasked with exploring the administration of Westminster that the Lords believed that if they were forced to merge catering services with the Commons, they’d be left with no choice but to drink cheap sparkling wine.

Catering is an Absolute Classic
When examined later by the committee’s chair Jack Straw, who asked; what about "the champagne? We heard a few things yesterday," retired clerk of the house Sir Robert Rogers had one response:

“No, I am not going into the quality of the champagne. People are very possessive about some services. Catering is an absolute classic." This just emphasised the Lords’ attachment to the £265,770 worth of first class Champagne the Upper Chamber bought between May 2010 and March 2014.

Feel Like a Member of the Aristocracy
In some ways, we agree with the Lords. Quality champagne shouldn’t be thrown under the bus. That’s why here at the Ideal Wine Company, we have a range of luxury champagne’s for reasonable prices that’ll make you feel as though you’re a member of the aristocracy!